the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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