i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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