omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
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Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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