She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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