just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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