i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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