Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
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Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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