it was like eating out sand paper
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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