Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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