drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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