you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
bring money and cleavage
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
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I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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