I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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