I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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