who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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