Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
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But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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