sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
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finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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