Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Randomize