I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
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She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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