Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
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In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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