Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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