it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
No subtext here. People are naked.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
There r osticjed everywhere
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Randomize
