so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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