It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
COCAINE IS GR8
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
