none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
