I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
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