But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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