How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She bit a glass in half.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
whose parrot is this?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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