..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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