Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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