I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
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Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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