Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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