I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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