I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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