Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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