i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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