Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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