did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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