Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
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