What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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