it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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