So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
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I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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