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Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom

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I was like, "um, that's my butthole."

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(360): View more from Washington

Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.

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(406): View more from Montana

He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

You working tonight?

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Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess

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(208): View more from Idaho

spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them

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(936): View more from Texas

Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.

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(248): View more from Michigan

No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist

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