so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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