Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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