Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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