what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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