His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
are you so shy because you have an std?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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