Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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