Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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