normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
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I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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