She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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