She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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