Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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