im holly from the hills drunk
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
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The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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