Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
This toilet bowl is my home.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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