Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
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If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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