I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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