he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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