And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
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I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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