Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
That was an excessively violent trivia night
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
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If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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